Backflash 87 by The Artworx
- - %#$ - RESENTS %#$ * - ACKFLASH 87 * - COZ MY COMPUTER AND MY DRIVE ARE BLOWN UP AGAIN - EE YA ALL SOON GUYS - AD 29/1/88 - GREETINGS GO TO: 1001 - HIELD (NO ERROR!) - ANDERER GROUP !!) - LLIANCE - OYS AND TO - LF BIG HELLO TO - NTISPRITE - OMING SOON FROM - RTWORX - UR 500 BLOCKS SCROLL ( - NDUSTRIES (?!?!?!?) AND A LOT MORE HOT STUFF - COZ MY COMPUTER AND MY DRIVE ARE BLOWN UP AGAIN - EE YA ALL SOON GUYS - AD 29/1/88 - RTWORX - RESS SPACE AND M TO CONTINUE, OR PRESS FIRE PORT TWO - SE STICK TO SELECT MUSIC IN NEXT PROGGY - - :WAIT YES OK LET'S DO THAT - O YES HELLO SORRY ABOUT THIS BUT I JUST WAS TALKING WITH THE DRUID, LET'S START - WELCOME DEMO JUNKS TO ANOTHER GREAT DEMO FROM THE ARTWORX, THIS DEMO WAS PROGRAMMED BY - YES BY ME (MAD) AND IS CALLED BACKFLASH 87 AND WAS MADE TO WISH ALL PEOPLE A HAPPY 1988, AND TO TELL YOU SOMETHINGS ABOUT THE LAST YEAR. - LET'S START WITH EXPLANING WHY I USED THE MUSIC FROM SHORT CIRCUIT AGAIN. - 1ST I THINK THIS MUSIC IS GREAT AND HAS TO BE USED MORE (I BELIEVE NOBODY EXCEPT ME HAS USED THIS MUSIC 'GALWAY COLLECTION 2 AND SHORT CIRCUIT MUSIC, REMEMBER') AND 2ND I'AM GONNA TELL YOU WHAT ELECTRIC DEVICES WE'VE BLOWN UP THE PAST YEAR. - AT THIS MOMENT IT'S JANUARY 26 1988 SO THIS IS OUR FIRST DEMO IN THIS YEAR. ALSO RELEASED FROM THE ARTWORX THIS MONTH ARE THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER (JANUARY 24) AND A COMPLETE GOOD WORKING VERSION OF COMBAT SCHOOL (JANUARY 1) - COMING SOON FROM THE ARTWORX, A NEW VERSION FROM THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER (IN ONE OR TWO PARTS, I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO FOR YA GAMERS) AND OUR 500 BLOCKS SCROLL, WHERE YOU CAN READ THE LATEST NEWS FROM US AND FROM SOME OTHER GROUPS (IT WILL BE BETER THAN PERSONAL LADY COZ WE'LL LET THE GROUPS WRITE THERE OWN TEXT, SO IF YOU GOT SOME TEXT AND YOU WANT IT PUT IN OUR SCROLL JUST SEND IT TO ONE OF THE ARTWORX MEMBERS (HOPE YOU SEND SOME TEXT TO SCOOP 'LOOK AT GALWAY COLLECTION 5 FOR MY ADRES OR ELSE ASK WIM FOR IT) , THE SCROLLER IN THAT PROGRAM IS GONNA BE A SPECIAL ONE, CALLED FUTURE BORDER AND I KNOW YOU GONNA LIKE IT. TALKING ABOUT SCROLLERS HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS ONE, I THINK THE COLOR EFFECTS ARE GREAT IT TOOK ME 2 HOURS TO THINK THEM UP AND TO PROGRAM THEM, AND HOW ABOUT THE SPRITES THEY ARE MADE OUT OF A 2 BY 2 CHARACTER FONT, LOOK QUITE GREAT DON'T THEY, WELL THIS WAS THE SHIT ABOUT THIS DEMO NOW FOR THE INTERESTING TALK - .DID YOU KNOW THAT THIS DEMO WAS PROGRAMMED IN - # WELL NOT SO INTERESTING AFTER ALL - +OK BEFORE WE GONNA TELL YOU WHAT WE'VE SHORT CIRCUITED LAST YEAR LET ME SEND SOME GREETINGS (WE ONLY GOT 28 KBYTES FREE FOR TEXT AND BEFORE YOU NOW IT IT'S ALL WRITEN FULL, SO BEFORE WE GOT COMPLAINS THAT WE DID'T GREET SOME PEOPLE I'AM GONNA DO IT NOW COZ WE NOW GOT LOTS OF ROOM FOR IT) HERE WE GO - GREETINGS/HELLO'S/SPECIAL GREETINGS/THANX AND ALL THAT OTHER STUFF GO TO THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE/GROUPS : - 1001 CREW, ABC CRACKINGS, ANC, BAD, BCA, BUDDY, CAPTAIN SILVER AND JEFF, CCT (NICE TALKING TO YOU AT VENLO RENEE), CREEPY-SOFT., CURSE'87, DANISH GOLD, DASH, DCC, DREAM TEAM, DSC, DUTCH USA TEAM, DYNAMIC DUO, DYNAMITE (LET'S MAKE A PARTY NEXT TIME IN VENLO), FAC, FCC, FLT, HOTLINE, INFERNO, KERNAL, KILLING-SOFT., MERLIN, METAL-SOFT., MKS, NCA, NEW BENCORS, NINJA, ORC, RED, RVV, SCC, SCOOP, SHIELD, SID VISION, STOFFEL, SWOPPER, TAI-CREW, TAU, TCA, TDS, TGI, THE ALLIANCE, THE COMMANDO FRONTIERS (KEEP ON TALKING DUTCH YOUR WAY 'KLOOTZAK' , SEE YOU NEXT MONTH 'PLEASE BRING SOME BEER WITH YOU OK'), THE JUDGES, THE OUTSIDERS, THE WANDERER GROUP, THEO, TLS, TSC, TTW, TWR, UC BOYS AND TO ULF - WELL BEFORE I'AM GONNA TALK THIS SCROLL FULL WITH DIRT, SHIT AND OTHER BORING THINGS I'AM GONNA TAKE A LONG SLEEP SO SEE YA LATER READERS - 4END OF LINE FOR NOW - OK IT'S A DAY LATER NOW AND I'VE JUST BEEN CALLED OUT OF MY BED BY ANTISPRITE (IT'S UNHUMAN TO CALL ME OUT OF MY BED BEFORE 4:00 PM, BUT ANTISPRITE DOESN'T CARE HE LIKES CALLING PEOPLE OUT OF BED 'ESPECIALLY ME') - ;WELL ROBERT HOW ARE YOU AT THIS MOMENT (NOT TO GOOD I HOPE) - HOLY SHIT MAD'S INTENTION IS TO LET ME TYPE SOME TEXT! HE IS PROBABLY TO SLEEPY TO TYPE ANY BULLSHIT (DO YOU GET THE IDEA?) - %HE ROB YOU MUST GO TO WORK MONDAY HE - HAR, HAR I STILL DIDN'T HEAR FROM SCHOOL THAT I GOTTA PLACE TO WORK SO I STILL GOT HOLIDAY AT THIS MO' (WHAT THE FUCK MUST I DO COZ ALL THE OTHER GREAT GUYS MUST GO TO SCHOOL) - " PLAYED ANY NEW GAMES LATELY ROB - %WHAT ABOUT SUMMER GAMES 1 AND PAC-MAN - WELL SOUNDS GREAT ROBERT (SNORK SNORK) WELL THIS CONVERSATION IS VERY DULL SO I THINK I'AM GONNA KICK ROB OUT THE HOUSE SO THAT I CAN SLEEP SOME MORE (A HOUR OR 6) HE DID YOU KNOW THAT I'VE STOPPED SMOKING (BET YOU DIDN'T) I STOPPED TWO DAYS AGO AND IN THAT TIME I'VE ONLY SMOKED 4 CIGARETTES. ISN'T IT SUPERB, GREAT, OUTSTANDING, SUPER, TERRIFIC AND TOTALLY OUTRAGEOUS - $I NOW GOT A TERRIBLE BOOZING PROBLEM - HE ROBERT HOW ABOUT A NICE COLD BOX (FOR YOU A BOTTLE) OF COLD HEINEKEN ? - 8SOUNDS GOOD TO ME MARK, IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO GET DRUNK - 3 (GENERAL RESEARCH NOISES: STUMBLE, CURSE, STUMBLE) - WHAT? NO BEER? HE ONLY GOT A COLD COKE, TO KEEP THE BRAINS WORKING I SUPPOSE - WELL MARK IS SITTING NEXT TO ME, TOTALLY DEPRESSED, BECAUSE THERE IS NO BOOZE IN THIS PLACE - / HE IS NOW EATING SOME SANDWICHES (SAD WITCHES - ) AND DRINKING TEA WITH HIS LITTLE FINGER POINTING INTO THE AIR (HE JUST LOOKS LIKE THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND NOW) - IT'S QUITE DEPRESSING TO TYPE TEXT FOR THIS SCROLL, MAD IS TRYING TO GET THE LAST DROPS OF BEER OUT OF THE EMPTY BOTTLES - .0 AND HE SUCCEEDS - !2 HERE IS MAD AGAIN - WELL ROBERT (HIPS) THANX FOR KEEPING THE KEYBOARD WARM FOR ME, LET'S TALK ABOUT SOME FUCKERS NOW OK ! - MESSAGE TO TMS 1551 YOU'RE NOW OFFICIALLY KICKED OUT OF THE CAR AND WHEN I HEAR AGAIN THAT LEON STARTS A FIGHT WITH HENRY I PERSONALLY COME TO KICK HIS BALLS OUT OF HIS TROUSERS, SO BE WARNED LEON. - WOUTER THC VAN DAM I (IN ALL MY GOODNESS) HAD STOPPED WAR BETWEEN US AFTER YOUR PHONECALL, BUT NOW THE WAR IS ON AGAIN - DON'T LET ME SEE, SMEL OR HEAR YOU ANY PLACE AND ANY TIME OR YOU CAN SAYB BYE& BALLS - OUR NEW MOTTO IS KILL THE PRISMA-CREW SO I'AM ASKING OUR CONTACTS AND FRIENDS TO BOYCOT THE PRISMA-CREW - WELL I'AM GONNA KICK ANTISPRITE OUT OF MY HOUSE SO I'LL BE RIGHT BACK - 7NOW TO TALK ABOUT VENLO - WAIT THAT FUCKIN' DOOR BELL RINGS AGAIN (WHERE THE FUCK DID I LEAVE THAT BUCKET OF SHIT - WELL NO BUCKET OF SHIT SO WHOMEEVER IS RINGING AT THE DOOR IS LUCKY COZ HE/SHE NOW ONLY GETS MY TELEVISION ON HIS/HERE HEAD.. ) - .STILL RINGING - ?> WEL LET'S OPEN THE DOOR THEN - L>PP IT'S ALREADY OPENED BY THE - EAST, AND HE IS LOOKIN' QUITE NORMAL (MAYBE IT WAS THE INPACT FROM THE TV) - HOWDAY BEASTIE (I DON'T THINK THE BEAST LIKES THIS COZ I'AM GETTING A HORIBLE HEADACHE 'IT MUST BE THE FRONT DOOR I'AM FEELING') WHERE THE FUCK DID'T YOU COME FROM - .7 WELL MAD I COME FROM - DOESN'T MATHER BEASTIE (OOPS, SORRY ABOUT THAT) DOESN'T MATHER MADIE BOY.. - CRUNCH, HIT, CURSE, HIT, CURSE, SUMBLE, BREAK, PLING (HEAD HITTING DOOR SOUND) ECT. ENZ. - -OK THAT WAS WORLD WAR FIVE WITH THE BEAST(IE) - 0 O YEAHH I WAS JUST STARTING TO TALK ABOUT VENLO - WHY ARE ALL THAT GUYS SO SERIOUS WITH COPYING ALL THAT SOFTWARE - WHILE THE BEER, COKE, FOOD, GIRLS AND PAPER ARE JUST GREAT (TO KEEP YA BUZZY FOR THE NEXT THREE WEEKS 'THE LOVELY FEMALES I MEAN') - 8DO I HEAR YOU ASK WHAT THE FUCK DOES HE MEAN WITH PAPER - WELL IT'S QUITE SIMPLE IF YA BEEN THERE YA SAW US THROW OWN MADE PAPER AIROPLANES - ASK SIDE FROM THE FANTASTIC FIVE HOW GOOD THE FLY, COZ HE ALMOST GOT HIS HEAD BLOWN OF BY A FABULOUS THROWN AIRPLANE - SO IF YA FENCE TO MEAT US GO TO VENLO NEXT MONTH AND LOOK FOR GUYS WHO ARE CRAZY ENOUGH TO GO TO A COMPUTER CLUB TO THROW SOME PAPER AIRPLANES - NOW FOR THE PEOPLE WHO WANNA MEET THE BEAST, HE'S THE GUY WHO THROWS AIRPLANES MADE OUT OF DISK'S (YEAH DISK'S,YA KNOW THAT BLACK, RED, ORANGE, BLUE, YELLOW AND ALL OTHER COLORS THING YA PUT YOUR SOFTWARE ON (NO NOT TAPES, DON'T EVER SAY THAT WORD IN HIS PRESENCE, COZ HE IS CRAZY ENOUGH TO TRY TO MAKE AN AIRPLANE FROM A TAPE)) - WELL I'AM GONNA STOP WITH WRITING THIS TEXT COZ THE ANGEL OF DEATH JUST DELIVERED 33 BLOCKS OF TEXT SO THAT TEXT COMES NEXT (THE SHIT ABOUT SHORT CIRCUITING THINGS COMES IN RASTER-MIX II) - 4SEE YA ALL SOON GUYS - 9END OF LINE FOR THIS DEMO - ,W. HERE IS THE ANGEL OF DEATH REPRESENTING - .0- DEMOLITION ! - - - IN THIS AGAIN FABOLOUS ARTWORX PRODUCTION ! - 2LET'S BANG OF NOW. - WHETHER THIS DEMO IS CALLED FLASHBACK '87, BACKFLASH '78 OR 78' KCABHSLAF IT DOESN'T MATTER TO ME CAUSE IF PEOPLE ASK ME TO WRITE A SCROLLTEXT I WILL DO IT ANYWAY - 1WELL. IT HAS BEEN QUITE A WHILE SINCE THE FIRST - .0- DEMOLITION ! - - DEMO (ANTI-DVE, YOU REMEMBER !!) INFACT, IT HAS BEEN ALMOST A YEAR - 6THE REASON OF THAT IS THAT I ABSOLUTELY HAVE NO IDEAS - 9ON MY MUSIC-DISK (CALLED - /) IS A BUNCH OF MUSIC WHICH I CALL TMMNSULBOMECOAD ! WHAT STANDS FOR 'THE MOST MEANINGLESS NON-STRUCTERED UNLOGIC BUNCH OF MUSIC EVER CRAMMED ON A DISKETTE !' IT'S EVEN DOUBLE-SIDED, THAT'S NOTHING SPECIAL BUT I HAD TO GIVE THE OTHER SIDE A NAME TOO. SO I HAVE DECIDED TO FORMAT THIS SIDE AS 'ALLEJEZUS - ' AND TO CALL IT TOSOTDWOITMMNSULBOMECOAD ! WHAT STANDS FOR 'THE OTHER SIDE OF THE DISK WHERE ON IS THE MOST MEANINGLESS NON-STRUCTURED UNLOGIC BUNCH OF MUSIC EVER CRAMMED ON A DISKETTE !' (I HOPE YOU GOT THAT. IF NOT, I WILL BE GLAD TO REPEAT IT - ) THE FACT REMAINS. I HAVE STILL NO IDEAS - ; AND I THINK IT WILL TAKE A LITTLE WHILE BEFORE I HAVE ONE. - -(AARGH, WHAT AM I DOING, I'M GETTING SERIOUS - ALLRIGHT, LET'S GO FOR THE BULL, HORSE, (MUTANT) CAMEL, MR. MAD (TURBO !), MY, PLAYBOY (NON-ALCOHOL - ?7), THE ANT (YECH) SHIT. - (YECH FOR THE ANT, NOT HIS SHIT - WELL, THERE IS ONE THING I HAVE READY FOR THE NEWCOMING DEMO OF - .0- DEMOLITION ! - - ./ , SOME TEXT ! - AND TO PREVENT IT FROM GETTING OUT OF DATE I CAN TYPE SOME OF THAT TEXT IN THIS AMAZING COLORFULL MADNESS - (JUST A DESPERATE MOVE BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU ANYMORE, AND MR. MAD WHO GAVE ME THE NOBEL OPPORTUNITY TO ACOMPLISH THIS OUTRAGEOUS DANGEROUS BUT NECESSARY MISSION PERSONALLY GAVE ME ALSO A MINIMUM LIMIT OF 33 BLOCKS OF TEXT, HE RESERVED ABOUT 113 BLOCKS, WHICH I DON'T LIKE AT ALL, BECAUSE AS I DID SAY BEFORE, TO BE PRECISELY IN CAR HEADER 6, I HAVE NOT THE GIFT TO TELL SUCH RUBBISH AS THE CAR DOES - /AND NOW FINALLY - 9PRETTY SOLEMN WASN'T IT ? - /ONE OF THE THINGS I SAY IN THAT SCROLL IS THAT BECAUSE OF THE FACT THAT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PUT A SCROLL FULL OF NONSENSE, THAT KEEPS YOU IN TENSION FOR LONGER THAN 5 MINUTES (THE 5 WAS A 5 INSTEAD OF A FIVE TO SHOW YOU THAT THERE ARE NUMERALS TO IN THIS FONT !), YOU MUST NOT SAY THAT I CAN GO TO HELL. - 3YOU WANNA KNOW WHY - (WHY AM I ASKING THAT ? THE BASTARDS WILL READ IT ANYWAY) BECAUSE I AM KICKED OF THERE AND AM NOT ALLOWED TO GO IN THERE AGAIN ! (THE DEVIL WANTED TO KEEP HIS POSITION AS THE LEADER IN THERE - (AND NOW SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT ! - IF YOU ARE STILL READING, THEN WAS MR.MAD RIGHT CALLING YOU A DEMO-JUNK IN THE BEGINNING (HAR HAR) - WELL AFTER THIS LITTLE TEST I WANT TO SAY TO EVERY CRACKER IN THE WORLD : PLEASE. COME TO HOLLAND, GUYS. IT'S SO LOVELY BORING IN HERE - (THIS IS NO INVITATION TO COME TO MY HOUSE, BUT IF YOU, ACCINDIDENTALLY, HAVE A CONTACT IN HOLLAND WHICH INVITES YOU TO A PARTY, OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT, THEN COME - ) BECAUSE FOR AN EXAMPLE TAKE THE SCHOOLS, (REAL COMPUTER-PEOPLE BETTER CLOSE THERE EYES NOW BECAUSE I AM GOING TO TALK ABOUT IT NOW - !>) THE SCHOOLS ARE JUST LOVELY - 1: WE HAVE A TEACHER WHICH IS SENSELESS FOR INSULTS. (I MEAN, IF YOU SAY 'DROP DEAD - "' HE SAYS 'SHOW ME HOW TO DO THAT - ', GOT IT) 2: THE REST OF THE TEACHERS CAN'T STAND INTELLIGENT PEOPLE. (I MEAN THAT IF YOU'RE NEVER DOING ANYTHING ANYWHERE AND STILL HAVE GOOD GRADES - , GOT IT) 3: OUR TEACHERS ARE NOT VERY DIFFICULT TO HANDLE (I MEAN, IF HE SAYS THAT YOU MUST NOT TALK, JUST WHEN YOU ARE SWITCHING HOT GOSSIP, FOR AN EXAMPLE THAT WOUTER VAN DAM 'THC' HAS BEEN SHUT OFF FROM HIS TELEPHONE LINE B HAR - 3, YOU REPLY WITH A MEGA-AGRESSIVE BUT DECENT 'SHUT - 0' HE DOES SHUT UP, BUT THAT DOESN'T SURPRISE ME B HAR!) - SO, THAT WERE THREE REASONS (THESE WERE ONLY FROM THE SCHOOLS, CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT A FEAST THE REST OF HOLLAND IS - ( YOU CAN'T ? DOESN'T SURPRISE ME EITHER - !5) TO COME TO HOLLAND. - (MEANT TO BE A LONG SILENCE, BUT DUE TO THE FACT THAT THIS SCROLL IS ROLLING ON A AMAZING [?] SPEED IT ISN'T - LET'S TALK ABOUT THE POLICE NOW - ) THE POLICE IN HOLLAND IS THE MOST RIDICULOUS POLICE-FORCE TO BE FOUND IN EUROPE - ? I MEAN: 1 THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO CONTROL OF OUR WORLD (CRIME B HAR!) - 52 THEY HAVE A SCREAMING DEFINCIENCY ON MONEY AND MEN. - 3 THE PEOPLE THEY HAVE ARE VERY YOUNG AND LOUSY, WHO THINK THEY CAN DO EVERYTHING WITH THERE (UGLY !) BLUE UNIFORM. - 4 THEN THERE IS THE FACT OFCOURSE THAT I DON'T LIKE THE LAW ANYWAY ! - SO, THAT WERE ANOTHER FOUR REASONS TO COME TO HOLLAND ! (TRY TO BEAT THIS REST OF THE WORLD !!) - WELL, ANYWAY. WHAT DO YOU THINK AFTER THESE 7 REASONS OF OUR COUNTRY NOW. (THINK ABOUT IT - I MUST ONLY WRITE 9 BLOCKS NOW TO PASS MY MINIUM LIMIT OF 33 BLOCKS. AND EVERYTHING WHICH I WOULD WRITE FROM THE OTHER SCROLL I HAVE WRITTEN BY NOW - 0WHAT SHALL I DO - .ANOTHER TEST ? - /GOOD QUESTION ! - 8HEY ! I KNOW SOMETHING ! - I AM A CAR-MEMBER NOW, SO IT WAS MY DUTY TO GIVE MY COMPUTER A NAME ! - SO I DID, AND HER NAME IS (TRON GAVE ME THE SUGGESTION FOR IT) RACHEL (GOT THAT. RACHEL) - 2R A C H E L , YEP. - 7AND TO DO THAT A BIT OFFICIAL I WILL BAPTIZE HER. (YES - IN THE NAME OF GOD (YECH, AND I AM EVEN HOLDING A CROSS IN MY LEFT [OR WAS IT RIGHT ?] HBAND - +A BIBLE IN MY RIGHT [OR WAS IT LEFT ?]HAND - _) IN THE NAME OF THE HOLY CROSS - RACHEL ! AND EVERYBODY MUST STAND UP, FEELING VERY HAPPY, AND START SINGING 'HALELLUJA'. - ;NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT A REAL OTHER SUBJECT. RHAA LOVELY 2 ( - Q WAS THAT PROGRAM GREAT, OR WAS IT GREAT ?!?!) AND THE PROGRAMMERS (THE JUDGES [GREAT NAME BY THE WAY]) ARE RIGHT ABOUT SAYING THEY HAVE A SICK MIND. BECAUSE WHO EVER IN THE WORLD WOULD COME WITH THE FUCKING IDEA TO LET A GIRL LOOSE HER DENTURE WHILE SUCKING A GUYS DICK - / (FUCKING, BUT GREAT !) AND OFCOURSE THE MUSIC. - AND I SAW ANOTHER DEMO FROM FA SOFT (OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT) CALLED SOAP OPERA (STARRING TATJANA SIMIC - ) I THINK THAT DEMO IS GREAT TOO, I DON'T KNOW WHO THEY ARE BUT I KNOW THEY ARE GREAT AND THAT THEY HAVE SOMETHING AGAINST TLS - FOR THE PEOPLE WHO WAIT FOR GREETINGS CAN WAIT TILL SINT-JUTTEMUS (THAT'S HOW WE CALL IT HERE.) BECAUSE IF THERE IS ONE THING I AM NOT THEN IS IT A GREETING-MAN. SO, NO GREETINGS - =OH JEEZ WHAT'S HAPPENING NOW - SOME MEN COME IN HERE AND REBUILD MY ROOM INTO A COURT-ROOM ! (I DON'T THINK I GET THAT.) - AND NOW THERE IS COMING A JUDGE. HE SITS DOWN AND SAYS: 'YOU, THE ANGEL OF DEATH, REGISTERED MEMBER OF - .0- DEMOLITION ! - - WHICH IS A REGISTERED MEMBER OF THE CAR WHICH IS A REGISTERED MEMBER OF THE ARTWORX, YOU ARE FOUND GUILTY ACCORDING TO ARTICLE 36 OF THE LAWBOOK OF SCROLL-WRITING I CITE: 'IF A PERSON WHO WRITES TEXTS FOR SIDE-BORDER-, MOVIE-, LEFT TO RIGHT-, RIGHT TO LEFT SCROLLS OR ANY OTHER KIND OF SCREEN-MESSAGES IS OBLIGED, WHEN HE CAN'T THINK UP ANYTHING ELSE TO KEEP THE READER LONGER IN TENSION, TO END HIS MESSAGE'. THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS CRIME, YOU KNOW. SO I SENTENCE YOU TO - .4ACUTE SCROLL-ENDING - WELL GUYS, YOU HEARD IT I AM OBLIGED TO END THIS MESSAGE FROM THE ANGEL OF DEATH. - BYE (I THINK I AM THE ONLY ONE IN THE WORLD WHO WRITES BYE LIKE THIS.) - GGHHIIJKKLMMNOPQRSTVWXZ[]_ "%'),.147:> - TP LTDTHTH LVHVL"HVHVL - [P'L[D[H[H'LTHTL HTHTD H D DTD D D - _P+H_H]L)H$D_H!P#P$L&H&B&B2DZD HBTBTB""HBVBVB - Q P Q PPLPQXPDQDR - S SDUDWDZDXDWDUDSD - TP LTDTHTH LVHVL"HVHVL - [P'L[D[H[H'LTHTL HTHTD H D DTD D D - _P+H_H]L)H$D_H!P#P$L&H&B&B2DZD HBTBTB""HBVBVB - Q P Q PPLPQXPDQDR - S SDUDWDZDXDWDUDSD -